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"Quarry the granite rock with razors, or moor the vessel with a thread of silk; then you may hope with such keen and delicate instruments as human knowledge and human reason to contend against those giants, the passion and pride of man."
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I can't WAIT to bomb some dodongos!~
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
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I can't WAIT to bomb some dodongos!~
Poor Komali, but Medli seems to be having a good time X3
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With your daily dosis of ebil-chibi Dan!
So much Dan-ness that it's actually poisonously unhealthy!
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I can't WAIT to bomb some dodongos!~
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With your daily dosis of ebil-chibi Dan!
So much Dan-ness that it's actually poisonously unhealthy!
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Waffles are good... Link is good... I'm gonna name my waffle Link! *puts a green hat on a waffle* TA DA!
This siggy. Will never. Get old!!!
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I can't WAIT to bomb some dodongos!~
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